Zinger envy? for all the times you think of something to say AFTER the fact and wish you had; BEWARE of zinger regret!!

Don't walk in rocks, it's hot lava!

A baby is born!

Yeah! My cousins wife just had a 8lb 2oz baby girl! Groff's can have girls!!! "Baby Lilly-bud" - Welcome cuz!

My Boss the Comedian

Wow, this morning my boss was on fire. Although I would LOVE to use this material later - I have to give credit where credit is due! So in our car pool this morning, the driver, our third "carpoolio" squealed the tires while taking a corner. And my boss said - "Wow, you put all 4 cylinders to use there". Then he laughed at himself and began to tell us about one of his daughters first cars. He said "she had this old white Suzuki, and it sounded more like a sewing machine than a car, it had a huge "S" on the side, and I said 'does that stand for Singer?', I mean that thing had over size tires and rarely ran well in forth gear. It had to have perfect conditions, flat, no weather, or it was third gear all the way!"


It was funny. I had a car like that, I think everyone has. I guess it's funny because you don't expect someone, like your dad, to be so funny. I guess that was kind of ageist of me.

Obama Budget good for nature - major step forward for conservation (surprise?) http://ping.fm/dzXpb

PREVENT CHILD ABUSE! Need help w/ a baby? Call 24/7 crisis line @ 18004ACHILD or 0-to-5 Helpline 1877705KIDS

Great Birthday product!

Pin The Candle on the Cupcake

So cute! I ordered this from Birthday Express. One of those catalogs you get in the mail, you don't where from or how they got your inforamtion. But, for once I am glad they did, becuase it was a hit! It comes in Pink and Primary, and this was good even for a girls first bday. See my review below on their web site. A good on-line order and worth the $19.99 since you can use it over and over again, for boys and girls.

http://www.birthdayexpress.com/Pin-the-Candle-on-the-Cupcake-Game-Primary/43353/PartyItemDetail.aspx

Too hung-over to hike?

A woman called to get a refund from 1 of our scheduled hikes, she said she was "too hung-over" (note the date is the day after superbowl)

Duck poop is a problem!

A lady called 2day said she wasn't going to bring her child to the park, untill we "picked up" all the duck poop. Ducky Diapers?